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Nobody made me feel more uncomfortable
than Christians.

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With their big smiles...

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and their bumper stickers...

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and their TV shows.

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Boy, man, they gave me the willies.

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But I want to explain to you one thing.

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Jesus Christ loves you, whether you're a
Christian or not.

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In fact, there's more joy in heaven when
one of you...

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meet Jesus and become one of His
possession...

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than over 99 of us that are already His.

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Sure, you've done a lot of creepy
things...

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but so did all of us.

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And Jesus Christ came to forgive us of all
those creepy things we did.

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And He's still so willing to put up with
us...

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because Christians do a lot of creepy
things.

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But I serve a living reason, you see.

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That's true.

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Jesus Christ is perfect.