Nobody made me feel more uncomfortable than Christians.
With their big smiles...
and their bumper stickers...
and their TV shows.
Boy, man, they gave me the willies.
But I want to explain to you one thing.
Jesus Christ loves you, whether you're a Christian or not.
In fact, there's more joy in heaven when one of you...
meet Jesus and become one of His possession...
than over 99 of us that are already His.
Sure, you've done a lot of creepy things...
but so did all of us.
And Jesus Christ came to forgive us of all those creepy things we did.
And He's still so willing to put up with us...
because Christians do a lot of creepy things.
But I serve a living reason, you see.
That's true.
Jesus Christ is perfect.