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On the day before my wedding, just a few
short years ago, My dad sat down and told

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me, son, there's some things you've got to
know.

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I'm gonna tell you a little story,
all about my wedding night.

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If you'll handle things the way I did,
everything'll work out right.

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Now your mom and I went to our suite when
the luggage boy had gone.

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I handed her my pants and I said,
honey, try these on.

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And she tried but said, I can't wear
these.

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I said, you've got that right.

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I'll wear the pants and don't forget what
you just learned tonight.

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So I took my dad's advice and did just
like he said to do.

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Then my wife gave me her pants and said,
now you try too.

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I said, I can't get into these.

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She said, you've got that right.

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And you never will get in my pants till
you learn to treat me right.

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Now

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my mind's not lightening fast,
but all at once I had a hunch That in this

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particular area, dad might be out to
lunch.

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So I told my wife, I've been set up.

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I was blind, but now I see.

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And if nobody wears the pants,
I'll be just fine with me.

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Well, dad's got an apartment now.

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I guess mom had enough.

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After all those years of knuckling down,
she finally called his bluff.

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But as for us, we're really happy though,
cause we don't play those games.

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I love my wife and she loves me,
cause we both love the same.

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I love my wife and she loves me,
and we both love the same.